“Barry Bonds-someone who also never did s”
Anderson-never did steroids-Ehnis
Setter6'2"#25
Much like Barry Bonds, people were so scared of my skills that they tried to accuse me of doing steroids. And much like Sammy Sosa, they were only vitamins. And much like Jose Canseco, I also worked out with Alex Rodriguez. “Got Milk?” -Mark McGwire
Attributes
Self-reported- Clutch Factor
- 3/10
- Hustle / Dive Willingness
- 6/10
- Trash Talk
- 10/10
- Celebration Creativity
- 10/10
- Sunscreen Discipline
- 1/10
- Communication Volume
- 10/10
- Consistency
- 3/10
- Sunday Morning Reliability
- 4/10
The numbers
Unaudited- Vertical
- 1"
- Spike Speed
- 118 mph
- Serve Accuracy
- 68%
- Pancake Rate
- 0%
- Shanks / Set
- 1
- Years Playing
- 6
- Career Aces
- 762
Personality
- Signature Move
- Draymond guarding Steven Adams. If you know you know.
- Hype Song
- Anything by Adele, don’t play with me now.
- Pre-Game Meal
- Greg Maddox
- Go-To Weather Excuse
- Suns getting real low
- Volleyball Hot Take
- Barry Bonds should be in the Hall of Fame.
Teams
Tournament history
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